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Without deep conversation, my mind becomes restless. I need passion and intellect, it’s a shame that a person often lacks one or the other.
(via c0ntemplations)

A shame

lintott:

no one ever likes me as much as i like them 

Text;; My babe ☺️
Cameron: are you a campfire? Cause you're hot and I want s'more
Cameron: I find your lack of nudity disturbing
Cameron: nothing lasts forever... Can you be my nothing?
Cameron: 90% of my game is corny pickup lines and the other 10% is awkward stares
Cameron: why do you even like me? I'm such a loser omg 🙊🙈

divinedorothy:

if white people be like “white people be like” but i’m white and i be like white people be like “white people be like” then who’s driving the car

fuckdanielmaitland:

There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.

Nerd

Don’t treat me like a porcupine

Don’t treat me like a porcupine

skinfl0wer:

I’m making Valentine’s today. c:

skinfl0wer:

I’m making Valentine’s today. c:

how do you like your eggs? fried? scrambled? or FERTILIZED??

flynnriders:

THIS IS TOO MUCH

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?""dont patronize me Greg"

bewbin:

"the weather seems ruff today doesnt it Spot haha?"
"dont patronize me Greg"

babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE 

HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”